Overwhelmed by vans

I used to be a regularly touring musician. It was a lot of fun. The late nights, the music, the girls, the people, the parties. What a time to be alive! There was a good five years in my late 20s where I was doing just that. I was living it, believing I was in …

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Four Wheel Dramas

My husband bought me a four-wheel drive about three months ago. He felt a bigger car would be safer for me and the kids. The gesture was kind but oh my gosh, this car is a monstrosity! I feel I need a boost to get in it. I would be lying if I said that …

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Car got slammed

Sometimes I think I just have the worst luck and timing for things. My four year old daughter has been so unwell. She’s got a terrible flu and earache so she’s been at home with me for the last two weeks. Usually she would be at kindergarten but I’m not one of those people who …

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School Needs paint

I’m the principal of a local high school and who is trying so hard to get some extra funding. As times have evolved, our school has stayed the same. We’re still using blackboards. I honestly think we’re the only school in this country that is still using blackboards. Most are on whiteboards, some even rely …

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My daughter’s Smile

My daughter is currently in high school and is fifteen years old. She is a shy girl who is a bit more alternative than the rest of the girls in her class. Many of the other girls tend to bully her or ignore her because she’s different. The boys are quite mean to her as …

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Big Metal Project

If anybody has some spare steel to spare, I’d love to take it off your hands. I’m conducting an experiment to see how much metal was needed to construct the Destroyer Sphere from Space Battles. I assume it was a lot, and obviously I’ll never be able to build a life-sized replica, but if I …

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Need New Door

It wasn’t me, and they can’t prove otherwise. I, Fernando the Relentless, did not break the front door. I think it was Robin Collinson, because he is not a real vampire. He is an energy vampire, which means he can walk in the sunlight. Therefore he has no reason for a front door. It is …

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