The Fixer-Uppers

In those first few days, we tried to plan how we would survive, and we came to the conclusion that the automotive industry was our best bet. Fortunately, we found ourselves in Bentleigh. Auto electrical services were more prominent here than anywhere else in Melbourne, and so we set about integrating ourselves into this business. …

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Keep Wallpaper

Alright, so the what was destined to happen from the very beginning has come to pass: ‘Renovation Break-In!’ has been cancelled after four episodes. Considering the subject matter that’s still a pretty good innings, but also at the same time tragic, because it was my favourite show in the entire world. Bar none. It just …

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Suddenly, Mice

There are mice everywhere. Here I was thinking that at least this realm had one thing going for it, and that was that their technology had gotten rid of all pests. Not so…not so at all. True, it’s not quite like back in the castle where there would be hordes of rats feeding on the …

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Spacious Space

I’ve seen a lot of sci-fi, and they always have plenty of room on their ships. Yeah, apparently they’ve all overcome the weight problem because they’re all swanning around on ships that have massive corridors- big enough for several people to walk side-by-side- and the bridge area is always this absolutely massive room, like it …

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Glass Alternatives

Okay, bit of a setback. As it turns out, you can’t actually turn one entire wall of your home into a massive pane of glass. They don’t make panes that big, and if they did they’d be impossible to transport. Plus, it would be dangerous, apparently – “structurally-unsound to the highest degree” was the phrase …

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Solar Power Man

First day as a superhero: pretty good. Suit doesn’t fit quite as well as I’d like, a bit tight in some areas, but no chafing as of yet and I made the right choice with the boots, considering I’m doing a lot of walking and a bit of parkour. The best part is that as …

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Develop Welding

If there’s one thing that really bothers me about the elven society in ‘Bored of the Rings’, it’s how they’ve apparently existed for tens of thousands of years and never discovered real basic stuff. Like bathrooms. You don’t ever SEE anyone needing to use the bathroom, but I’ve seen all their elven dwellings and they’re …

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Windows for Inspiration

I suppose I take role play more seriously than most people, but that’s for a very good reason: my imagination just isn’t very good. That’s not something you’ll hear many people admitting, but it IS true, for me. I’m a numbers guy, which is what attracted me to tabletop games in the first place. I …

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Wallpaper Options

All that secret elevator controlled by a clock business turned out to be overkill. Could’ve just got some really convincing wallpaper printed and all my problems could’ve been over. So that’s annoying, all that money spent on security, but I guess now I know. And also I’m a billionaire, so…it’s not like I don’t have …

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Moral Dilemma

Alright, even I’m getting a bit suspicious about how many TV shows there are now about aluminium. Is the CEO of Dinky Animation one of those aluminium enthusiasts? Because that would explain basically everything. They make some really great stuff, so I guess it’s fine, but still…bit of a saturation. I have to give them …

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