First day as a superhero: pretty good. Suit doesn’t fit quite as well as I’d like, a bit tight in some areas, but no chafing as of yet and I made the right choice with the boots, considering I’m doing a lot of walking and a bit of parkour. The best part is that as …
If there’s one thing that really bothers me about the elven society in ‘Bored of the Rings’, it’s how they’ve apparently existed for tens of thousands of years and never discovered real basic stuff. Like bathrooms. You don’t ever SEE anyone needing to use the bathroom, but I’ve seen all their elven dwellings and they’re …
I suppose I take role play more seriously than most people, but that’s for a very good reason: my imagination just isn’t very good. That’s not something you’ll hear many people admitting, but it IS true, for me. I’m a numbers guy, which is what attracted me to tabletop games in the first place. I …
All that secret elevator controlled by a clock business turned out to be overkill. Could’ve just got some really convincing wallpaper printed and all my problems could’ve been over. So that’s annoying, all that money spent on security, but I guess now I know. And also I’m a billionaire, so…it’s not like I don’t have …
Alright, even I’m getting a bit suspicious about how many TV shows there are now about aluminium. Is the CEO of Dinky Animation one of those aluminium enthusiasts? Because that would explain basically everything. They make some really great stuff, so I guess it’s fine, but still…bit of a saturation. I have to give them …
Meeting my sister, Serena, for brunch is always a full-on experience. For starters, she’s typically on route between meetings with various stakeholders and breathlessly pumped about some new project she’s cooking up. For another thing, I can barely get a word in edgewise against her tidal waves of corporate buzzwords. On the plus side, she …
With how much I’ve done around the place, I should have a plaque somewhere. Some of my loveliest flower arrangements have been around the entrance, so I’m thinking I’d like it there. ‘Dorothy Whittaker, she grew us some lovely flowers, and everyone just really liked her.’ Last week I graced everyone with some freshly-grown beauties …
All cars can be off-road, if you have the right attitude. Attitude is basically everything. That’s what I learned from ‘Initial D’, that show about a mechanic whose name is David Davidson, and he gets picked on all the time for his initials, which are both ‘D’. He takes out all his aggression in dangerous …
Been doing an assignment for university on how pre-established systems of government and economic practice have had a negative impact on society as a whole. And if that sounds super boring, then…well, you’d be half right. Unfortunately you can’t just plug that phrase into google and copy a block of text from somewhere. If I …
Music is a crutch when it comes to exercise. I do not care for it. Of course, I’ve cared very little for music since my wife died, my lovely Amoretti Pavarotti Linetti, the famous opera singer who was called ‘The Dulcet Anaconda’. That was because of her ability to unhinge her jaw while she sang, …